Blanks and bobby pins

If only you meant the blogger, not the gun - could have a tumblr meet-up!

Actually I am! Comradecorpsman is going German with one of my favorite units! I shall try and get photos of that too! Hilarious banter will ensue! 

Ok… boob conversation is over with…

and now time for a shower. 

Putting my hair into pin curls again for the event tomorrow! 

And then knock this paper out of the way. (seriously it’s only about 4 pages doubled spaces and he given me the thesis statement, and I’ve done all the reading) 

Anonymous asked: OK, I'll stop being so self-absorbed, haha. Thank you for being sweet to me! :)

No problem anon! I hope you start focusing on the good about you! I have no idea who you are but fairly certain there is something gorgeous about you! :) 

That’s true! I think we want them to be proportional. I don’t want to look like a boy and you don’t want to look like one of those fertility symbols. (not like either one of use looks that way really). 

Also I think we all just want to fit into clothes and not scream every time we go shopping. I know for me I have a hell of a time finding 40’s clothes that fit me since that’s when curvy was beautiful and embraced. I know some people have a hell of time for being too curvy for time period clothes, which that’s a bitch too! 

Anonymous asked: My last ask I swear but tbh it kinda irks me when girls with bigger breasts say "I wish I had tiny boobs like you!" ... I know we're all supposed to love our bodies and all breast sizes are beautiful etc etc but ... let's face it none of those girls would ever really want to be flat-chested like me ...

NOT TRUE! Lesson in Life I learned… you can’t judge people’s opinions based on your opinions. Every one has had different events in their lives and a different comprehension of these events to make these opinions. I know girls who would KILL not to have tiny boobs.

I had this one friend that was a DD and ore then anything she loved the androgynous look. She told me how she always envied my boobs, and how she spent a lot of money on a binder. She wan’t gender confused, she knew she was a girl… she just really liked a ‘sleek, straight, but classic’ look.  Granted that’s not my look, but it was hers, and she felt uncomfortable in her body.

The reason why busty girl comics are so popular is cause on a certain level they relate to girls like us, who don’t have boobs. There this weird obsession which boobs with both sexes. When you think about it… they are oddly placed. I mean It makes sense when you have a kid, but when you don’t have a kid what are they really there for? Boobs seem to be there to grab on too, or get in the way. They can be wonderful in that aspect or terrible. Over all women are over all just confused with these mutated sweat glands and are confused on WHAT they should be for THEM. We know what society wants out of boobs, we know what society tell us what guys want out of boobs, but little do we know what WE want out of boobs? 

Some women… (like me) see them as an accessory, something to enhance their outfit, actually their persona. Other women see then just for the being used when they have kids. Some women see them as something that gets in the way. AKA Boobs are kind of seen in all different ways. 

Also stop saying flat chested like me… you’re making it sound like your the only one that is flat chested. There are many 32A ladies like my self and you in the world! I know I can’t really tell you what to think, but try and realize that being flat chested isn’t just a ‘you’ burden.  I know you didn’t mean it to come off like I was only thinking about myself… but it concerns me that you subconsciously typed that. 

Basically we are all, men women, trans, ect in this body hating, but also body loving! Accept people who have what you envy don’t like that and accept that to some people they are envious of you! 

I would hate to have balls. It’d be so uncomfortable. Gah!

Yeah, I think balls are worst then boobs any day. I think it makes up or the whole period thing too. 

Ok… not really. 

But it’s up there. 

(Btw I have a hard time today censoring myself today)

Girl, I am so jealous of your tiny boobs. Get any size you want (aim for B or C at most though srsly), but I dream of the freedom of going braless under a sweater…. ahhh freeedommmm

This post makes me giggle! I do enjoy the fact at moments where I’m doing nothing and I get a skype call I can be braless and no one knows if I wear a sweater. I’m going to let you know the sad horrible truth… even with tiny boobs you still get chafing…. which is sad.  

WHY ARE WE CURSED?!

Granted I don’t think balls can be that great for guys either.